Monday, February 1, 2010

Sacrilege: Steve Jobs as Jesus


The current issue of The Economist continues an irreverent tradition

Image: The Economist. 1/30/2010

What is it about Apple's (AAPL) CEO that inspires art directors to reach for their Bible?

Case in point: The cover of the Jan. 30 issue of The Economist, in which Steve Jobs appears as Jesus and Moses combined — wearing a halo and carrying a tablet computer.

We've always thought of Jobs as all-too-mortal — more Prometheus than Zeus. (See Steve Jobs, chained to a rock.)

But if the editors of Britain's leading weekly business magazine prefer to think of him as their Lord and Savior, they have plenty of company.

Below the fold, a collection of tasteless Steve Jobs iconography. If we've missed any important examples, send us the links and we'll add them to the mix.

Image: Wired. 12/5/02

Image: Gizmodo. 9/9/09

Image: The Processor. 9/10/09

Image: Soul's Code

Image: berylman via The Fark. 10/18/2004

Image: Jennifer Jacobs via iPhone Savior. 5/27/09

Image: Bay of Fundie. 7/8/2005

Image: New York Magazine. 6/17/07

Image: iPhone Savior. 9/21/07

Image: Luke77 via Music 2.0

Image: reviewmyiphoneapp.com. 11/14/09

Click to enlarge. Image: iPhone Savior 7/05/07

Prototype Phone Shifts Weight and Thickness, Right In Your Hand



What if your phone wasn't a stagnant box with optional vibration, but a mechanism that responded to your touch like a living being? Well, designer Fabian Hemmert has created such a phone—albeit in early prototype form.

During his presentation from TEDxBerlin, Hemmert demonstrates how simple mechanical functions could add a level of tangibility that's completely missing from the phones of today. Imagine a moving icon that has a shifting yet subconscious weight in your hand, or an eBook that shrinks thinner as you have less pages remaining.

Hemmert's demos are unwieldy, for sure, and I'm not so sure these technologies could be readily miniaturized. But I'd certainly love to watch as someone tried. [information aesthetics via Engadget]

Stephen Colbert has an iPad... (video)


...and he took it to the 52nd Annual Grammys. Nice product placement, Apple. Video of the whole thing after the break. Say, what kind of pocket did that come out of?


Is Apple using the iPad to take over the world?

The launch of Apple's iPad highlights the challenge the company poses to rivals such as Nokia, Sony and Samsung

Steve Jobs: iPad
Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO, holds the company's latest device: the iPad. Photo: REUTERS

When Steve Jobs told the audience at Apple’s iPad launch in San Francisco that only his company could produce such a tablet computer, it wasn’t mere hyperbole.

And when he added that his company was now bigger, in revenue terms, than Nokia, Samsung and Sony, he gave a glimpse of Apple’s aim to dominate every sort of mobile device, from smartphones to laptops. Little wonder, with those ambitions, that Barclays Capital immediately suggested the iPad would raise Apple’s share price by 10pc.

A multitouch interface and beautiful styling mean that the iPad is quintessential Apple, but when Jobs claimed only Apple could build it, he was right in a very practical sense, too: literally no major company owns the process of building such a machine as Apple does.

Since the firm bought PA Semi in April 2008, it has been able to dictate how a processor chip is built in a way that even major clients of Intel or AMD could never effectively manage.

Its designers, led by Briton Jonathan Ive, have always been famed for their fastidious approach and for their secrecy.

And nor does any other company have the same control over retail. Dell sells online; Asus, Acer and other brands are widely available; but Apple’s network of dealers and its own Apple Stores ensure that the image of the brand is closely dovetailed with the products themselves. Look at Apple announcements from around the world, for instance, and you will find that once a form of words is found to describe something, no deviation will be tolerated.

To some outsiders these are what make the company feel like an off-putting fortress – to fans, they’re the key to its success. And now with the iPad Apple is seeking to effectively merge the netbook, phone and mobile entertainment sectors: in Jobs’s keynote address, he claimed that Apple was already bigger than Sony, Samsung and Nokia because so much of what the company already makes is designed to be used on the move. There are many ways of measuring all four companies that would in fact put Apple towards the bottom of the pile, but the fact remains that their strategy is to move away from being a computer manufacturer and into areas which would mean, in fact, that their products were of more mass appeal.

As Richard Holway, of analysts TechMarketView, says: “Get on any train in five years’ time, and people will be reading the newspaper (downloaded at home or automatically when they walk through Waterloo Station on the way home), books, watching TV, playing games (quite possibly with fellow passengers!) or whatever on their iPads.”

That means a challenge to Nintendo, for instance, as much as it does, primarily through the iPhone, to Nokia. But what it means above all is that Apple has stopped thinking of a line between the categories of device that they make.

It’s hard to see the iPhone, the iPad, even the MacBook Air laptop, as devices that are built for much beyond accessing the web. Apple seems to believe, as Google does, that the internet will, in future, be the gateway to almost everything consumers need to do. But Apple’s approach is unique: the company controls the hardware and with the iPad it is introducing a level of control to software that is unprecedented.

Only Apps which Apple approves will be allowed. That means, effectively, trying to usurp not only major companies, but also the users’ option to choose the feel of their computer. Yet if Apple can keep the quality as high as in the past, their legions of fans will only become more loyal.

Hitachi, Panasonic and Toshiba to deliver 60GHz wireless products in 2H 2010

The year's 2010, yet we're still leering at the dusty pile of cables behind our AV equipment and wondering, "O UWB, where art thou?" Well, the folks at Tech-On have got a little update for us: Hitachi,Panasonic and Toshiba are reported to be delivering products donning 60GHz wireless chips -- which sip little juice but churn out 7GHz of colossal bandwidth and 1.5Gbps of data rate -- in the second half of this year. While none of the manufacturers are directly pimping either WirelessHD or WiGig, it appears that Hitachi and Panasonic are siding with WiGig's extra functionalities like media access control (MAC), and the latter even envisions "embedding the functionality into portable gear" for downloading digital content from kiosks. Either way, it's nice to see some progress here -- we don't want things to drag on any longer, do we?